The Commercialization of my Stream of Consciousness (XVI)

October 2, 2010

I’m not a fan of Apple products, but the worst damage they’ve inflicted is the music on their iphone/ipad commercials. Because every single product is now using a similar annoyingly upbeat musical score to all their ads now. You can identify it with the simple piano hook and snapping and/or clapping.

The Snuggie! Now featuring novelty dances from 15 years ago!

There’s one thing I’m fairly certain of in life: If I mastered a Fushigi, my friends would not be amazed, mystified or impressed. They’d call me a freaking dork.

Do 45 year old women get mad at the CougarLife commercial because all the girls in it are like, 28 years old?