Raw Dolphin

August 9, 2010

Three sailors were lost at sea after their boat quit on a fishing trip. They survived by eating what they caught.

Said sailor John Land “Last night we had raw dolphin and a little spicy mustard.”

That is awesome. These are manly men. What makes them men’s men is that in the most rawest of survival mode… BAM! Spicy mustard.  Like, they went out there knowing that “If we’re ever lost at sea, we better have some GOOD mustard. None of that freaking yellow crap.”

“Raw Dolphin & Spicy Mustard” would be a good band name. I think I’m going to name my fantasy football team “Raw Dolphin With Spicy Mustard”