Kevin (a.k.a. J.P. Schmack) lives in New Orleans, where he works in college athletics, smokes cigars and drinks whiskey.
He runs a slightly morbid and not-very-profitable Death Pool.
In his spare time, he opines all his unsolicited opinions about the New York Mets at MetsRefugees.com, runs the Zephrys jumbotron, figures out college RPIs, and cracks offensive/inappropriate jokes.
He also has a black cousin, and a college-aged daughter, neither of whom are biologically related.
Please post all hate mail in the comments.