Commercial Break

August 26, 2011

I’m a man, so I need a female to confirm this for me… but Pajama Jeans. Really? Those are like the girls’ equivalent of Zubaz pants, aren’t they?

Dear whichever hair care product company advertising “semi-permanent” (whatever), there’s no such thing as semi-permanent. Permanent is permanent.

There’s a commercial with a series of people asking specifically for “Crystal Geyser” as if it’s Coke or Pepsi. It’s not. It’s FREAKING WATER. Nobody orders a bottle of water by brand name, it’s freaking water.

And these are just the stupid ones that air during sports. Everything else I DVR and skip the commercials.