So far, we’re in the clear. No additional reports of people eating each others flesh, which would signal some kind of zombie apocalypse. (Just the one report).
The drive home yesterday was semi-stressful. Every pedestrian in view I searched for signs of human activity (social interaction, talking, using a cell phone, etc).
Since I had no weapons on me, I was trying to hurry home. When I noticed I was creeping up on 80 mph (in a 50), I thought “what am I going to say if I get pulled over?”
“Sir, a man bit off the flesh of another man and ate it in Metairie. I’m hurrying home in case this is the onset of the zombie apocalypse. hey, can I have your gun?”
Curse my hyperactive imagination.