No Calamities Yet

So far, we’re in the clear. No additional reports of people eating each others flesh, which would signal some kind of zombie apocalypse.  (Just the one report).

The drive home yesterday was semi-stressful. Every pedestrian in view I searched for signs of human activity (social interaction, talking, using a cell phone, etc).

Since I had no weapons on me, I was trying to hurry home. When I noticed I was creeping up on 80 mph (in a 50), I thought “what am I going to say if I get pulled over?”

“Sir, a man bit off the flesh of another man and ate it in Metairie. I’m hurrying home in case this is the onset of the zombie apocalypse. hey, can I have your gun?”

Curse my hyperactive imagination.

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